My creepy tale has several animal characters in it, some good
and some bad. The animal characters include wolves, sheep, pigs, owls, squawky birds,
and busy bees. Before I begin my creepy story, let me first tell you why I wrote
it.
The hobby of
prehistoric artifact collecting is under attack.
I am not referring to the
federal government cracking down on our artifact hunting freedom, not this time
anyway, and I am not referring to the threat to our hunting grounds from urban
sprawl or land development, although, urban sprawl and land development do threaten
many places where we hunt artifacts. The attack of our hobby is coming from a few
unscrupulous characters who are knowingly selling modern artifacts as authentic
prehistoric artifacts. These unscrupulous characters are defrauding the public
and ruining our hobby. To add insult to injury, some of these unscrupulous
characters are fellow artifact collectors.
I challenge each of you to
go to the website of the world’s largest auction company. You know the one.
Type into its search engine Folsom point or Scottsbluff point or Clovis point or
bannerstones or any other rare prehistoric artifact and see what pops up. How
many of these “so-called artifacts” look authentic? On a good day, it might be
fifty percent. Some misguided or dishonest sellers or Bad Wolves are peddling modern
reproductions as authentic prehistoric artifacts to an unsuspecting public.
These Bad Wolves are preying on the Sheep, uninformed, or trusting artifact collectors.
These Bad Wolves are also taking advantage of the Pigs, greedy collectors who think they are buying high-end prehistoric artifacts at bargain-basement prices.
Unfortunately,
my creepy tale does not end with just Bad Wolves, Sheep, and Pigs. My story is much
creepier than you can imagine. If you are a true prehistoric artifact collector, you
probably already know where this story is heading, and it may disgust you as
much as it does me.
I am old enough to remember the days when artifact reproductions looked like artifact reproductions. Times have changed. Flintknapping has become extremely popular and there are some very talented flintknappers out there, creating reproductions by the bushel basket. These flintknapping virtuosos can fool almost anyone with their attention to detail and with their hard to detect, ingenious physical and chemical methods of applying fake patination to artifact reproductions. In my creepy forest, I will call these flint knapping virtuosos the Busy Bees since they knap flint as if it is going out of style. These Busy Bees pride themselves on the accuracy of their creations, diligently studying the knapping styles and technologies that prehistoric people used to create tools and weaponry. Then, the Busy Bees create realistic reproductions of Clovis points and Cody Complex points and Dovetails and many other types of prehistoric artifacts. The responsible Busy Bees indelibly mark and document their works of art to ensure that their reproductions do not end up in the greedy paws of the Bad Wolves. However, some of the artifact reproductions end up in the greedy paws of the Bad Wolves who then misrepresent them as authentic prehistoric artifacts. They might put an old tag on the artifact to make it look old and the stories...the Bad Wolf provides a story about some old granddad finding the artifact down by the creek to go along with his or her deception. The Bad Wolves knowingly commit fraud for the sole purpose of making money from gullible Sheep and greedy Pigs. Not all Wolves, or artifact sellers, are crooked. In fact, most Wolves are honest, but a few renegade Bad Wolves spoil the entire forest.
Do I believe that the Bad Wolves know what they are doing when selling reproductions as authentic prehistoric artifacts? Yes. I believe that most of them should know or do know and do not care. I have contacted several of these Bad Wolves to give them my opinion on what they are doing. None of these Bad Wolves have ever responded to me with an explanation. A few have actually "blocked me' from ever contacting them again. My gut feel is most of them know exactly what they are doing! The real creepy part is that a few of these Bad Wolves are members of archaeological and collector associations, including G.I.R.S. Yes, our enemy is right in our midst. Of course, these Bad Wolves do not use their real names on the auction sites. They use clever little handles and change these handles routinely to keep one step ahead of the posse. Many experienced collectors know the names of these Bad Wolves, but do nothing to stop them, probably because fraud is much harder to prove than slander.
It is time for me to introduce another animal to this creepy story. Just like there are both good and bad Wolves, there are also good and bad Busy Bees. I am going to call the bad Busy Bees, the Killer Bees. As previously mentioned, the responsible flintknappers are doing everything possible to prevent Bad Wolves from selling their reproductions as authentic prehistoric artifacts. On the other hand, the Killer Bees, or the crooked flintknappers, are like the Bad Wolves, they are only in it for the money. The Killer Bees care less about the health of the hive or the taste of the honey or the forest or the Sheep or the Pigs. The Killer Bees sell their recently knapped reproductions to the Bad Wolves and the Bad Wolves then peddle them to the Sheep and the Pigs. In this creepy partnership, the Killer Bees and the Bad Wolves steal lots of hard-earned money from the Sheep and Pigs. The Sheep and Pigs may ultimately wake up and realize that they have been fleeced or made into bacon, but by then it is too late to do anything about it. “Besides,” the Bad Wolves boast, “artifact authenticity is an opinion, and it is my opinion that artifact is authentic.” This is the get-out-of-jail-free card for all Bad Wolves!
The subject of artifact authenticity allows me the opportunity to introduce another animal to our forest, the Wise Owl, or the ethical artifact authenticator. For those of you unfamiliar with what an ethical artifact authenticator does, here is my definition; the ethical artifact authenticator supplies a buyer or seller an unbiased and well-thought-out opinion as to the authenticity and type of the alleged prehistoric artifact.
The forest is now a corrupt and creepy place to live.
However, there is hope for the forest! Two more birds live in the forest. The first of these birds are the Eagles that fly straight and true. When Eagles see something wrong, they do something about it. Eagles stand tall over the trees of the forest and do not cower when facing Bad Wolves or Killer Bees or Squawking Birds. Eagles put fear in the hearts of these bad animals because Eagles do not tolerate dishonesty or corruption in the forest.
Another bird of the forest is the Ostrich. Ostriches do not like conflict. When Ostriches see conflict, they skedaddle like the wind and hide until the trouble blows
over. Ostriches declare it is none of their business what the Bad Wolves and
others do. Ostriches stick their heads in the sand and hope everything
will be better tomorrow.
Which animal best describes you?
When we can
no longer tell the difference between a prehistoric artifact and a three-day-old
reproduction, it is time to stick a fork in our hobby. We are at that point in
time. On a weekly basis, The Bad Wolves are literally selling hundreds of reproductions
as authentic prehistoric artifacts. Greedy or naïve buyers continue to pay
hard-earned money to corrupt sellers for artifact reproductions. The corruption
has reached epic proportions and it threatens ALL honest collectors and authentic collections.
What can WE do to save our
hobby?
1). Continual
education. We are at the equivalency of an arms race. We find the fakes, and the
scoundrels come up with a better way to fool us. Crack the books. Join a few artifact
forums on social media and study and learn from knowledgeable and experienced collectors.
Ask others who you can trust in our hobby as far as sellers and authenticators.
Avoid the rest.
2). There is no Santa
Claus in artifact collecting. A big old billboard hangs above our hobby that
reads “BUYERS BEWARE”. There is no regulation or oversight in our hobby. Unless
you trust the seller, buying artifacts can be equivalent to jumping into a den
of hungry wolves. Before you know it, the wolves have eaten through your
pocketbook. They are not only selling expensive reproductions but also selling
less expensive reproductions. These corrupt sellers do not care if they defraud
you for fifty bucks or five thousand bucks, it is their nature to prey on the
inexperienced and the greedy.
3). If you are a flint
knapper and sell your modern art on the open market, please document your work.
Permanently mark or brand your modern art so a corrupt seller will at least
have to work at defrauding the public. Photograph each piece with information
on when you made it. Publish your flint knapping art on a website or social
media site so collectors know what you have done, so if it does show up in the
authentic market, there is supporting documentation of its origin.
4). All certificates of authenticity are not equal.
I can count on three fingers the authenticators I trust, and I still personally kick the
tires on every one of my artifacts. Most certificates of authenticity are close to worthless.
Just because an artifact comes with a certificate of authenticity does not mean
it is authentic or valuable. Knowledgeable collectors KNOW who the dishonest
and bad authenticators are, if you do not know, ask a knowledgeable collector
who to use to authenticate BEFORE you spend the money on an artifact.
5). If a seller does not
allow you enough time to have an artifact verified by an ethical authenticator,
walk away. If a seller wants you to accept a certificate of authenticity from his
authenticator, walk away. The only way to stop this rampant fraud is to starve these
unscrupulous sellers out of existence!
5). Even if you have a solid
certificate of authenticity, learn to evaluate artifacts yourself. There are many
good books on the subject. If you plan on buying artifacts, spend the money on
a good microscope or magnifying loupe and study tons of authentic points under
magnification. Know what to look for. It is your hard-earned money spent, not
the authenticator’s money! Make sure YOU are 100% confident in the artifact.
6). If you are an ostrich
and care about our hobby, pull your head out of the sand. Be proactive. Help us
defend our hobby and our passion, just do not accept the status quo. Do
something! Do anything! No action is condoning this activity! No action is what
an Ostrich does!
7). If you see blatant 'artifakes' on auction sites or websites, report them to the administrator of the
site. I report many reproduction-as-authentic listings when I see them. If we do nothing to stop this nonsense, expect nothing to happen!
I am sure there are one
hundred more things that we must do to counterattack the assault on our
hobby. The operative five words in my last sentence are things that we must do!
Final word?
I harmed no animals in
the making of this story, except for damaging the animals’ reputation by comparing
them to some awfully bad, dishonest humans. I do apologize to the animals for
casting such a negative light on their species with this comparison.
About the Author
John Bradford Branney is a Wyoming native living in the Colorado mountains. He has hunted prehistoric artifacts for over fifty years in Wyoming, Colorado, Kansas, Nebraska, South and North Dakota, Utah, New Mexico, Montana, and Texas. Branney has written dozens of magazine articles and ten books on Prehistoric America and other aspects of life.